Personal Hygiene

teeth We Americans are afraid of a lot of things. Is your deodorant working? Do your feet stink? Is your breath fresh enough? We have loads of paranoia and loads of products to feed those fears. Now finally someone has created a product to deal with a problem that really matters. Wine Wipes will eliminate that most disgusting of personal hygiene issues, teeth stained by red wines.  Lord knows how embarrassing it is to flash a smile after tasting a few dozen zins. This humbling situation is now a thing of the past as Wine Wipes, packed in a compact complete with a mirror, will wipe away those nasty red wine stains on your teeth. Just knowing that they exist will make me sleep better at night. I better buy them by the case.