Mamietage: "age" Without the Merit

mamieandglass This being too funny not to share, I post this press release without further comment, as none is needed. The wines from Armida winery must be really great if they choose to participate in projects such as this. Warning: do not attempt to peel away your computer screen. This only works if you buy a bottle.

For Immediate Release:
Sonoma County/ Beverly Hills- Screen legend and notorious blond bombshell Mamie Van Doren, will team with Wine Country Cellars and launch the first limited edition of collectible Mamietage® wine bottles  at a VIP/Press reception on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at the Fountaingrove Golf & Athletic Club in Santa Rosa. Mamie Van Doren will attend.

Mamie is releasing a new series of wine labels on 1.5 Liter bottles featuring three images of Mamie. Two of the images are of Mamie today, and the third image is from Mamie at age 21. The wine labels are unique in that they all feature nude poses of Mamie covered up by a top, clear "peel away" label that has stars strategically placed. Peel the label away, and there is Mamie nude. The peel away portion is attached, and can be replaced to it's original form. The wine is called Mamietage®, a Bordeaux blend from Sonoma County's Armida Winery, and is a limited production of only 2000 bottles of each image. Each of the 2000 bottles will be individually numbered.
"The delicious Bordeaux blend of Cabernet sauvignon, petite verdot, syrah and malbec was made and bottled by Armida Winery. This is a beautiful, rich wine with flavors of black cherry, vanilla, and a touch of chocolate. The light tannins and medium body give way to a long, fruit filled finish."